Offensive by Association

× Dude × 17 × Pansexual × ♏ ×

Hi, my name is Alexander and I'm on indefinite hiatus.

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Artist: Lana Del Rey
Track: "Young and Beautiful"
Plays: 44,183 plays

kantabire:

Hot summer nights, mid July
When you and I were forever wild
The crazy days, city lights
The way you’d play with me like a child

(Source: , via minty-medley)

(Source: arthurdarvvill, via jaclcfrost)

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via aphjadecurtiss)

Artist: The Spill Canvas
Track: "The Truth"
Plays: 60 plays

meow-rawrr:

There is a part of every day

Where I lie to myself and say that it’s okay.

Because if I don’t I think I’ll go insane.

But the truth is, I only have myself to blame.

minguchi:

image

(via aphjadecurtiss)

me:
[gently touches the sleeping cat]

cat:
[makes a tiny cat noise]

me:
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooo ohh noo ohhhhh nooooooo oh no oh nooooo oh my god oh noooo

chirikalovesjill:

Alfred and Alexia Ashford

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Artist: Cryaotic
Track: "CRY ARE YOU PANSEXUAL???"
Plays: 171,146 plays

cryaotic:

alostvagabond:

An excerpt from last night

Yes I am.

mcwrap:

i changed hi to nugget in my moms phone

(via prllnce)

shotafrost:

I love video games because you’re always on an important quest that is very time limited but you can dick around places for as long as you want like yeah sure my sister has been kidnapped but I need to spend three hours exploring this dungeon to make sure I don’t miss any treasure

(via flareons)